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Parent Strain: 21 Hilarious Dad Jokes For Stoners

Best Jokes For Stoners

Let’s Tell Some Jokes For Stoners!

Dad jokes exist on almost every topic. That includes cannabis. Today we want to tell you our favorite jokes about marijuana. If we missed any of your favorites, let us know on social media!

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Funniest Jokes For Stoners

  1. Why don’t joints last long at work?
    They’re always getting burnt out.
  2. Why did the stoner become a chef?
    He heard you get to work with pot.
  3. What do you call it when you buy a bag with your friend?
    A joint venture.
  4. Why did the cannabis grower go to physical therapy?
    He heard they help with strains.
  5. Why did the valedictorian get stoned?
    They wanted to be on the high honor roll.
  6. Why did the stoner become a plumber?
    He heard they have the biggest pipes.
  7. Why did the stoner call Nintendo?
    He heard Mario had carts.
  8. What did the cart say when they were tardy?
    I so late!
  9. Why was the stoner staring at his dabs?
    The label said ‘concentrate’.
  10. What should you use to fix a bong?
    Gorilla Glue
  11. I told my mom that I smoked a crumb of this weird brick and I’m super stoned.
    She said “Ha, sheesh.”
  12. A skunk walks up to another skunk and says ‘Does it smell like weed in here to you?’
  13. What do quarterbacks and stoners have in common?
    They’re always getting blitzed.
  14. Why did the stoner get lost in the forest?
    He was trying to find the actual Backwoods.
  15. I tried to get my friend to roll a joint on a DVD of Casablanca, but he said he doesn’t Bogart.
  16. I’ve never seen a joint spit bars, but I have seen a blunt wrap.
  17. How do buds record their favorite shows?
  18. Why did the stoner go to the Chinese candy store?
    He heard they have Mandarin Skittles for a dollar.
  19. Wizards who smoke Indica should be called Couchlocks.
  20. Why did the stoner make Keto edibles?
    He heard you had to decarb.
  21. What is the difference between Sour D and a public restroom?
    They’re both dank, but only one tastes good.

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What Are Your Favorite Weed Jokes?

We hope you enjoyed this list of our favorite jokes about weed. Did we miss any of your favorite cannabis-based dad jokes? Let us know on social media!

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